The Travel Channel: Try Before You Buy

You've heard about try before you buy, right? For the last 10 years I have been trying everything in Las Vegas just so that when you buy you can have a general idea of what you are getting. Las Vegas is a pretty simple place if you come into town to have a great time, dance until dawn and then sleep until noon. However, you have to know that there is a better way and I can help you. Don't be afraid to ask. Send me an email and tell me what you need. Email Zeke Quezada

This is the typical email I get:

"Hey Zeke, I'm coming to Vegas with my brother and his two friends and we are looking for something to do. Can you help?"

Not bad, but I'm positive that now that I am encouraging you to give me some real details that you'll ask me for some specific instructions. I mean, if I'm an expert I should be able to help you, right?

This is how the email should read:

"Zeke!!!! What's up? Alright, so my bro and his mates are coming to Vegas with me. Dude, we have 3 days and I want to make sure that one of his friends has the time of his life. He just broke up with his girlfriend and he never hangs out with the boys anymore. Help us plan this thing! Give me some ideas, you're an expert so tell us what is up and what is hot. If you want you can join us and we will show you how to have a real party!"

Yeah, I won't be joining you because if I do I'll see pictures of me all over the Facebook Page and we don't want to do that. Right when that happens the entire crew at who work hard to find the best things for you to do in Las Vegas will have fun on our Twitter page @Galavantier and we don't want me going viral for my bad behavior.

However, if you want to see how we roll check out a few of our adventures on the Travel Channel.

Take your pick!

Drive Slow.

Drive Fast.

Get Dirty.

Get Some Air.

Should we assume that you know that we know what we are talking about? No, send us a note and ask us how to have a good time in Las Vegas.